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A personal rant..

        I normally type some humor, business, silly links and sarcasm, but Now for Something Completely Different.

As many of you might be aware from reading previous postings, I got a new car recently.  Well someone decided they liked it so much they wished to have it or it's contents for themselves.Apparently they didn't search Barnes and Noble for The Car Thief or some underground website for rules on breaking into newer cars with electronic locks.  If so they would have noticed the following excerpt from Page 42, section 12, paragraph 2, subsection A which clearly states:

• If said vehicle has nice new paint finish, do not scratch a single part
• If said vehicle has electronic locks, do not attempt to use screwdriver, paperclip or any other device to pry doorhandle off of car
• If said vehicle has electronic locks, do not break every tiny piece of cheap plastic the auto manufacturer chooses to use in production of lock
• If said vehicle has electronic locks, do not cut each and every wire connecting to lock in effort to make you waste more time as that won't work either to actually open it
• If you are unsure of how to break into newer car with electronic locks, do not stick screwdriver into frame of car in mad frustration because of not being able to figure out how to open the car in the first place
• Lastly, if car is newer, plan on taking items and not the car since it won't start without lots of skill, effort and the cool little chip only found in the ignition keys

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On Thursday, March 20th, 2003   by Chris Miller        

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