Also Known As: Chris Miller (when awake)

Boring Certifications: (only because someone asked twice)

• Domino 7 Certified Security Administrator
• PCLP ND8
• PCLP ND7
• PCLP ND6
• PCLP R5
• PCLP R4
• Workplace Collaboration Services 2.5 - Team Collab and Messaging (retired)
• CLP Collaboration (soon to be retired Aug 2006)
• random former R4 exams
• CLI for numerous admin areas including Domino, Sametime and Workplace
• CLP Insane

Yes, I write some of those dreaded admin cert exams you take. I won't say which ones so you don't come looking for me, but I will say they are the real good recent ones that have been coming out.

Weapons/Equipment:

• At work an IBM thing
• At home a plethera of 6 machines with various Windows versions and Red Hat on a wired/wireless LAN
• A Wii
• An 8830 Blackberry
• A Toshiba E740 with 802.11b (yes geek toy)
• An Apple 40GB iPod that is filled to the brim
• I cannot even list all of the items I carry I found
• Compaq RioPort MP3 player (now in storage)
• An EBook (REB1100) also for travel (Love that darn thing)
• Verizon and they always seem to know how to find me, damn cell

Animals:

One dog, a Puggle. He eats anything that includes stuffing. Anything

Music:

Non-stop. At my desk, in my car, walking to work and back to my car downtown. In the house there is a crazy zoned set-up for you home automation geeks.

I am a self-proclaimed MP3 fiend, to which I have tried rehab 4 billion times to no avail. Next is the MP3 hard-drive for the car that I found. Now what kind of music you ask? I will never tell.

Languages:

• Incredibly fast English
• Very slow Spanish
• Emoticon-ese
• Learning Korean
• HTML
• Advanced Sarcasm

Geek class special abilities:

• Notes/Domino overdrive
• Workplace
• Sametime
• Active Directory (huh? kidding)
• Quickplace
• LMS, LVC and the other L's of elearning
• Windoze junk
• MS Exchange versions
• LAN
• TCPIP
• Server Iron
• Yeah, yeah it goes on some

Skills:

Get back to you here

Spells:

Hershey’s Stomach of Holding: Jess and I are fighting over who eats more chocolate.

Character Bio:

This will take far more time than I have today. I will start with I was born and still live in St. Louis, MO. Even though for a couple years I was never, ever here and always on the road, this is smack in the middle of the US. Everything is just a few hour flight. That part is nice. No beach/ocean/coast isn't the best. But with the travel I make up for it.